Well, I can now work with layers! The drawing actually has THREE. Granted, I think the ground looks like crap, but it was my first time doing something like this. And look! I figured out a trick to make it look like her lights are on!

Does the car look familiar? That's because I've already drawn my Grand Am. But hell, let's make this interesting.

Name: Spoiler
Alignment: Autobot
Function: Hired Mercenary
Alternative Mode: 2002 Pontiac Grand Am SE

"Blade's just a movie!!"

Strength: 9
Intelligence: 9
Speed: 8
Endurance: 7
Rank: 6
Courage: 4
Firepower: 5
Skill: 9

An Autobot is programed to defend the weak. Spoiler is programed to defend the weak for a fee. While Prowl and Ironhide selflessly risk their metal rears at a moment's notice, Spoiler is usually found playing on an X-Box and downloading iTunes.

Not that she's a coward or anything like that. But some of those battles can leave a scratch on her paint job. And Optimus Prime is fond of early morning missions -- why can't he bump the recon until ten or eleven in the morning?

When Starscream told her he was looking for a mercenary, she left to join the Decepticons...for a grand total of five hours. After a failed mission led by Starscream where her bumper was dinged, Ravage decided to mark his territory on her new tires. The final straw was when Megatron told her to fetch him a glass of energon every time he rang a bell.

And this is why there are no female Decepticons.

Spoiler drove back to the Autobot base and asked all the 'bots to forgive her stupid mistake. She was prepared to give up her entire collection of CDs to rejoin the team, but Optimus said if she volunteered for a mission once or twice, that would be enough.

Now, nothing can stop Spoiler from a brawl with the Decepticons. Except reruns of 'Lost'.

(Spoiler's not named for her weapon -- a giant sword that's sheathed in her spoiler. She once told Jazz the ending of 'The Sixth Sense'. Now the Autobots have her on mute during TV time.)