Trust me, I have lots of good reasons why I've been missing in action:

1. Worked two jobs for a while...on the plus side, the credit cards are paid off!

2. Promoted at work...awesomeness...the added responsibilities actually feel good.

3. Moved to the big city (now I have a 20 minute drive as opposed to a 40 minute drive).

4. Scanner died...so I'm getting one of those sweet wireless printer/scanners when I save up the money.

5. I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

The the immortal words of Han Solo...it's not my fault.

Anyhoo, I'm now volunteering at two churches -- although I have this 5th grade thing down so well, I'm actually NOT scared I'll screw up this year.

I'm more to ritzy Carrollwood (the Tampa Bay epicenter of stay-at-home moms, I think), the bunnies (except for Dakota God bless his little pink nose) are chilling by the kitchen.

Oh yeah, and I'm actually doing artwork again...yay...